Second Thoughts On Snowpiercer

I first saw Snowpiercer at the Busan Film Festival this past October. Rumors were already flying about Harvey Weinstein’s desire to cut twenty minutes from the film, and people were clamoring for tickets to this premiere. Seeing the film in a packed theater, in Korea no less, made the entire experience more exhilarating. Every plot twist and dab of horror seemed heightened. I felt like I was seeing something wholly original. Then too there was the opportunity to hear Bong Joon-ho speak about his film. He was such a great speaker: humorous and humble but really engaged with his audience.

Me being a happy camper in Korea for the Busan Film Festival.

Me being a happy camper in Korea for the Busan Film Festival.

I left Busan floored by Snowpiercer and very confused as to where any cuts could be made. If you’re not familiar with Bong Joon Ho’s other films (The Host, Memories of Murder, Mother, etc.), he’s a concise filmmaker with every scene having some kind of narrative purpose. The idea of the film being cut was more horrifying to me than the contents of the film, which is filled with a good bit of gore and society driven dread.

So when Snowpiercer was released in America, I knew I had to see what had happened to the film. And I had a totally different experience as a movie goer from my time in Korea. There were maybe eight people in the room and while they were responsive, nothing compares to the high of a packed theater with everyone’s emotions fueling the crowd. I also felt that all the twists that were so shocking the first time around seemed rather obvious the second time. So here are my thoughts on Snowpiercer after two viewings, a lot of feels, and a bit of distance.

*Spoilers ahead. Watch your step.*

Bong Joon Ho’s first English film is a new kind of apocalypse tale a la chaos theory. Remember Jurassic Park? Ian Malcom? Ringing any bells? Basically it’s anything that can happen will happen. A highly controlled system like the life-giving train in Snowpiercer will inevitably find a way to disrupt the “natural order” of things. The film is set in a 2031, where humanity has frozen the planet in a botched attempt to cure global warming. The only survivors are the precious few that boarded an entirely self-sufficient train that circles the globe; its constant motion preventing its deep freeze.

Inside the train, a class system based on initial ticket purchase is highly enforced. The Head lives in luxury while the Tail live stacked upon one another in squalor. Whenever someone from the Tail steps out of line, they are punished in a brutal frozen fashion with the removal of limb. Despite the environment of fear, unrest continues to grow and a rebellion is brewing with Curtis (Chris Evans) as its reluctant leader. At his side are his second in command, Edgar (Jaime Bell), Tanya (Octavia Spencer), whose child has been stolen by those at the Head, and the wizened guru of the Tail, Gilliam (John Hurt). Together with an untutored but dedicated army of Tail members, Curtis storms up the train in order to confront the mysterious engineer Wilford (Ed Harris).

The story is based on a French graphic novel Le Transperceneige. Some of the artwork from the novel even appears in the film as the sketches of the tail’s Painter (Clark Middelton). The graphic novel aesthetic is strong throughout Snowpiercer and you get the sense that some stills could have been pulled directly from a comic panel. Not in the showy way of Sin City or 300, but the comic book effect is still there.

Image respectfully borrowed from indiewire.com

Bong Joon Ho has said that he also wanted the film to feel like a video game in that there were levels and boss fights. Each car that Curtis and his crew progress through is shocking in its increasing luxury and full with gruesome challenges. In particular the scene where the Tail warriors take on a car full of masked, leather wearing butchers. While that may at first seem like a comical description, the sequence is bloody and terrifying and so unique to Korean cinema right now. If you were at all a fan of Park Chan-wook’s Oldboy, the butcher sequence is akin to the hammer in the hallway tracking shot in its brutality and slight humor.

The key to enjoying this film is to not question anything. Don’t question the train car  that replicates the ocean. Don’t question the rave car right before the engine room. Don’t question the polar bear. You have to give yourself over to the world of Snowpiercer or else the logic of the film quickly starts to falter. The first time, that unquestioning attitude is easy to immerse yourself in. On repeat viewing, it gets harder to ignore the logistical gaps. My ultimate feeling on this film is that it’s exciting and pulse-suspendingly good, but it does not hold up well to repeat viewings.

Seeing it a second time, you catch more small details that give away the ending, which kind of drove me nuts while making me feel like a smarty-pants for catching them. For instance, the little hand gestures that reveal the horror of the train’s mechanical survival. They’re all over the place!  And the second time around the horror and tears  of some of the dramatic plot points were missing for me. The first time around, I cried when Edgar died and when Curtis confessed that he had killed Edgar’s mother. Big fat tears too. The second time all of that drama seemed like a natural conclusion (i.e. Curtis asks Edgar about his Mother way too much for it to be casual) and my eyes remained dry.

For all the rumored angst over cutting the film down, I don’t recall much missing. Maybe a snippet of dialogue here or there, but I’m not even sure that any cuts were made. So that’s the good news, because you need all the information you can get to keep up with this film. Yet it’s a two-hour movie that does not feel overly long because of its fast pace.

Image respectfully borrowed from kotaku.com.

Putting aside the potential narrative issues, you need to see this film at least once for the acting alone. If you’re not aware of Song Kong-ho–a truly phenomenal Korean actor–this movie is a great introduction to his skills. Another gem of his is The Good, The Bad, and The Weird, which is another great one for those just dipping their toes into foreign film. Chris Evans shows off a grittier edge to his action star capabilities, and Octavia Spencer is at her sassy best. Then Tilda Swinton throws down a standout performance as Mason, the obsequious, rat-like steward of the train. Total side note, but I love that that woman is not afraid to get ugly. She can be breathtakingly beautiful in an almost alien way and then turn around and blow an audience away with an abominable looking character. Mini-tangent over.

Having seen many of Bong Joon Ho’s films, I think Snowpiercer is my favorite. It’s a transnational production with financial backing from South Korea, US, Czech Republic, and France. The actors are also from a variety of countries, but most of the key players are either American or British. Still the core of this film is Korean in that it feels like the exciting stuff that’s coming out of Korean cinema right now, just slightly adapted for more Western palettes.

I would definitely recommend this to viewers who are a little intimidated by foreign films because 95% of Snowpiercer is in English but you get a taste of a different cinematic style. If you like what you see then there are other excellent entry points to Korean cinema out there and they’re easy to get a hold of. I’d also recommend seeing Snowpiercer in theaters because it is stunning on the big screen. But I’m not sure I would add this to my personal collection of DVD and Blu-rays. So take from that what you will.

Announcement That’s a Big Deal to Me and Possibly Interesting to You

Well with a title like that I had better come up with something good, huh?

I’m moving! Not my blog, but me, the person behind the blog, Caitlin. I will still be here logging the woman-hours to bring you my scattered thoughts on books, movies, and beauty.

But for the next few weeks my posts might be a bit more sporadic since I have to be out of my current place by the end of the month. My living room is currently full of boxes and I donated my beloved couch and ottoman to a charity, so I’m currently writing this from my bed, which has also been stripped of its comforter and decorative pillows.

Moving is such a strange thing that you start to pack the most important parts of your life away while you’re still trying to live day to day.All in the hopes that you’re going somewhere bigger and better. I have loved my past two years in Orange, California. Truly, I could see myself settling down in a community like it one day.

At the same time, I think it’s healthy to move on and explore a new space. I won’t be going far–the big move is to LA (woo!). I’ll have roommates again and there is the possibility of getting a dog, so lots of new experiences that I can’t wait to embrace.

Once I get settled in to the new place, posts here at the bubblewrappedblog will continue as per usual. I’ve got a movie review in the works and some product comparisons and my monthly ipsy bag review. So keep an eye out for those posts sometime in the near future!

Top Ten Favorite TV Shows Of All Time

This week’s Top Ten Tuesday sponsored by The Broke and the Bookish is all about favorite kind of stories outside of the literary medium. Options included movies but for someone who has spent a significant portion of her life dedicated to movies,  picking ten is like pulling teeth.  However I can manage to pull together a list based on favorite TV shows, so that’s the kind of story I’d like to focus on today.

The formula for this list depends on original enjoyment and the re-watchable factor. It could be stellar the first time around but if I’m never compelled to watch it again, then it cannot possibly be a favorites. I’m also excluding reality favorites like Ru Paul’s Drag Race or Project Runway or Face Off because the post is supposed to be about stories you enjoy not competition/reality shows. And these are ranked in as best of an order as I can manage, and let me tell you this was a painful process. It will likely be even more painful when I realize I’ve forgotten something. Alas, such is the life of a list maker.

1. Friends

Did you know that Friends was almost cancelled in its second season? I cannot imagine my life with out this show. Every life situation that I have been in can be referenced by a Friends episode. It was traumatic when this show ended. I still watch this show regularly on Nick at Night; Nick plays it from start to finish on loop in the evenings about six episodes at a time. It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen an episode, I’m always happy to watch it again. These characters still make me laugh and cry with regularity. I’ve always thought I was 50% Rachel and 50% Monica. One of my best friends is 100% Phoebe, and this is how I quantify my life. I”m totally looking for my Ross-Chandler hybrid too. Favorite episode: It shifts a lot but right now I’d say Season 6 Episode 22 “The One Where Paul’s the Man.” Bruce Willis guest stars as the father of Ross’ girlfriend Elizabeth. It’s hilarious.

2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Let’s be real, I will watch just about anything Joss Whedon wants to put out there. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was and still is one of my all time favorite TV shows. I wanted to be as cool and punny as Sarah Michelle Gellar. And her sense of style inspired young me to do her own thing. I would definitely say that this was a formative show for me and I still soak up paranormal stories in large part because of  Buffy. I think this was even the first show I collected the DVDs for. I did kind of fall off with my viewership around season 5 when things got weird for Buffy  when she was working in a fast food restaurant. But I did go back and complete the series and it will always hold a special place in my heart. Favorite Episode: Literally any episode with Spike in it. “Lie to Me” when he’s a big baddie and his flashback episodes like “Fool For Love.”

3. Game of Thrones

How awesome is this GIF? My Grandmother actually introduced me to this show, which sounds really weird but if you knew my Grandmother it wouldn’t be. Another amazing show with high production values and killer (literally) story lines. It’s a show that grabs you and it’s still going strong. I physically cannot wait until season five starts. No one is safe in this show; get attached at your own emotional peril. But it’s an undeniably captivating series, especially if you’re a fan of fantasy shows. And the books are equally grabbing but they’re not for the faint of heart because they are hefty. I love this show so much I even dressed up as Daenerys Targaryen for Halloween complete with dragon and egg. Love it! Favorite Episode: Season 3, episode 9 “The Reins of Castamere.” Red wedding for the win!

4. Boy Meets World

The Feeny call is maybe one of the greatest thing to happen to television as far as I’m concerned.  This show was such a major part of my childhood. I felt in many ways like I grew up with Corey, Topanga, and Shawn. Yes, there were morals to each episode but they felt so natural–like you were a part of the Matthews family. It’s another show that you can reference for nearly every life situation, and for me it never gets old. This past Christmas, I received the complete Boy Meets World on DVD and I geeked out hard. It’s a treasured part of my collection. Favorite Episode: Season 3, episode 3 “What I Meant to Say,” which is an adorable episode about the awkwardness of saying “I love you” for the first time.

5. Xena: Warrior Princess

Girl power, thinly veiled innuendos, and free love for all! Plus Lucy Lawless kicks some major butt every episode. Most of the sexual stuff flew way over my head when I was a kid, but I loved the empowering message for girls Xena offered. I always liked that Xena wasn’t always good and that battling her dark side was a constant struggle. And it’s another punny show with a paranormal bent. If you haven’t noticed a pattern yet, here is the point to start picking up on it! Fun fact, the writers of Xena are none other than the brilliant team of Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci who have done movies like The Proposal and Star Trek Into Darkness. Favorite Episode: Any and all with Ares. There’s another terrible pattern here.

6. The Big Bang Theory

When this show first came out, I watched a handful of episodes and kind of gave up on it. About a year later I got sucked back in and realized how awesome this show really is. From talking to friends over the years, my experience of not loving it right away seems pretty typical. It’s a show that took a bit to hit its stride. I will re-watch episodes of this show like a true addict.  And they still make me laugh. It’s not a show with a revolutionary plot line, but it’s charming and you start to get really attached to the characters and their quirks. I also feel really intelligent when I get some of the off-beat nerdy references. Favorite episode: Season 6, episode 18 “The Contractual Obligation Implementation,” talks about girls in sciences and the girls go to Disneyland.  Hilarity ensues.

7. Firefly

Another Joss Whedon genius moment! I’ve always described it as a spaghetti Western in space. It’s quite possibly the most beloved show that never made it past its first season. Fans are still fired up about this show years later. There’s always the threat of it returning and the actors always seem game. At least there was some kind of closure with the feature film Serenity. This will always be a favorite of mine and I love getting people to watch it who have never known how shiny this show really is. And it’s another punny show! Favorite Episode: Season 1, episode 4 “Jaynestown.” I think Jayne just might be my favorite character because he’s so nuts. And “Jaynestown” is my favorite episode because you get to see him be forced into the uncomfortable role of hero.

8. The Twilight Zone

Classic science-fiction show! Trippy, thought-provoking short stories that are all the more dramatic for being in black and white. A lot of the episodes have social critique in them too. Twilight Zone episodes are fairly easy to find online and are great to grab quick bites of story. The episodes aren’t really connected, but they’re each great examples of original storytelling in the short form. And some of them are downright spooky. Favorite episode: Season 5, episode 17 “Number 12 Looks Just Like You.” Set in a future society where everyone undergoes plastic surgery at nineteen to look the same, a young girl struggles to hold on to her individuality. Still a crazy valid bit of social criticism and it sticks with me to this day.

9. Scrubs

Zach Braff is brilliant. There. I said it. His imagination is fabulous, and his antics take a hospital procedural to a funny and endearing show. It’s another show that still makes me laugh on repeat viewings. Puns galore and quirky references all around! The actors seem to shine under the ability to be goofy. John C. McGinley is a scene steal-er every dang time.  I love how meta this show, which only enhances the humor. It’s also a show that makes neurotics look cool and I’m all for that. Favorite Episode: Season 6, episode 6 “My Musical.” Because “Guy Love” is one of the greatest musical efforts to come out of a serial television show.

10. True Blood

I love the crazy stuff that comes out of Pam’s mouth. True Blood is a show that occasionally shocks me but in a good way. At times it’s a wee bit ridiculous but I always find myself absorbed in the plot. I gave reading the books a shot, but didn’t love them the same way I love the T.V. series, even though many of the plot lines are similar. And if I’m being honest, it’s one of the sexiest shows on television with some serious man-candy and that has never hurt my interest level.  Favorite Episode: Season 1, episode 4 “Escape From Dragon House.” Season 1 is really my favorite. And episode 4 is the first episode where we meet Eric and Pam, which are some of my favorite characters of the series.

There you have it, my all time favorite TV shows. Hope you enjoyed my list, and feel free to share your own.

Mid-Week Manicure

Star Sprinkles!

Star Sprinkles!

Excuse the raggedy edges. I ended up cleaning my nails up more after taking the photo, but was too lazy to retake the picture. I was just excited about how my mid-week manicure turned out and needed to share!

My inspiration for this week’s nail look is one of my favorite TV shows from childhood, Rainbow Brite. If you’re not in the know (and if not, I highly recommend tracking this down on Netflix or some other streaming equivalent) Rainbow Brite details the epic journey of a young girl whose sole purpose is to bring color, light, and happiness to a colorless land, which in turn helps Earth retain its color. There are Color Kids who are responsible for mining Color Crystals, and anal retentive sprite named Twink, and a sassy faintly British horse named Starlite. And the villains who just want everything to be in black and white are called Murky and Lurky. It’s childhood perfection.

Rainbow Brite tossing out her magical Star Crystals like a boss.

Rainbow Brite tossing out her magical Star Sprinkles like a boss.

I seriously believe this show forever effected my sense of style and aesthetics because I’m all about bright colors. So when I found this glitter top coat from Geek Chic Cosmetics I had to have it! The formula has a clear base with small silver glitter pieces, larger multicolored circular glitter pieces, and some multicolored star shaped glitter pieces. Very multidimensional!

The look you see above was achieved with only one coat of Star Sprinkles. I love it over the white base for a more literal interpretation of the Rainbow Brite theme, but I think it would look great over other colors as well.

So for this nail look I used Julep’s Bunny as  a base with two coats. Bunny is a creamy white with subtle hints of golden shimmer. I’ve been using Bunny as a base for many of my designs lately, and it really works for my Rainbow Brite inspired look.  I also used Julep’s Oxygen Smoothing Base Coat and the Oxygen Performance Top Coat, both of which are formulated to allow for more oxygen to reach your nail bed for healthier, stronger nails.

Geek Chic Cosmetics also have great shimmery eye shadow shades inspired by several of fantasies most beloved series. They sell their stock of a particular batch until they run out, so if you love it grab it! They have eye shadow collections based on shows/films like Harry Potter and Doctor Who and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The shadows all have names that we satisfy your inner geek. For example, I have a black shimmery shadow from their Win or Die collection called Brotherhood of Crows. Everything they make is also cruelty free, gluten free, and vegan friendly.

Star Sprinkles is currently on sale on the Geek Chic website for $4.99.

Julep’s Bunny is $14.00 for non-Mavens and $11.20 for Mavens (the name for Julep subscribers). If you’d like to become a Maven click here for a referral link.

 

Confessions of a Novice Blogger

Honesty is the best policy according to folk wisdom, so let’s talk policies. Of blogging that is. This week’s Top Ten Tuesday meme from The Broke and the Bookish is about all our blogging confessions. I remember doing my book confessions when I first started doing Top Ten Tuesday posts (check that post out here), so I decided to focus this week’s meme on my blogging habits. These tips, tricks, and tidbits are all fairly basic, but hopefully they help you figure out some of your own blogging habits. Nothing fuels my own self reflection like having someone else spell their own out. Or that could just be me. Anywho, let’s get into my blogging confessions…

  1. This blog is having a bit of an identity crisis. I suppose it always has. I’ve called it my writer’s ADD where I talk about whatever crosses my mind, because a lot of things do. Ultimately this blog has become about reviewing things. Be it books, movies, or beauty products. But finding the balance between talking about these interests is still something I’m working on.
  2. I used to have a travel blog on Blogger for when I was studying abroad in Cambridge, England.
  3. About 90% of the photos I take for this blog are done using my iPhone 4s.
  4. Titles are one of the hardest parts about writing. In any medium, really. And figuring out what to name each post is so tricky. I get really stressed out when trying to come up with a catchy title and probably always will.
  5. I usually force myself to do laundry or run the dishwasher while blogging. Otherwise I get lackadaisical with my chores and “forget.”
  6. When blogging there are usually several tabs open in my browser: Facebook, WordPress, and an empty Google tab so I can look up prices of items or check my spelling.
  7. Since my blog has slanted more towards the beauty aspect of late, I try to post a beauty review and then a movie or book review to balance things out. It’s more for my peace of mind than anything else, so that I feel like all my interests are touched upon. Sometimes the ideas for a blog just flow so easily and I can have several posts in a week. Other times it seems like it’s pulling teeth to get one thing down right.
  8. List posts are my absolute favorite. Which is why I’m such a fan of Top Ten Tuesday or my monthly beauty favorites posts.
  9. When I first started blogging I would write my entire post out in Microsoft Word first and then copy + paste everything into the WordPress post box. I’m not sure why I did that. Maybe because I’ve always done my writing in Word for school. But now I just type and edit everything in my WordPress Dashboard.
  10. I recently purchased some business cards for the blog from Vistaprint when they were running one of their specials. I get asked a lot for the name of my blog when I mention in passing that I write. Now I have an easy way to get people connected to my reviews. So I’d highly recommend doing something similar for any blogger out there.

Not exactly Earth shattering info here but these are my blogging quirks at their finest. I hope you enjoyed my blogging confessions!

June Favorites

Five Fabulous Favorites

Five Fabulous Favorites

This month, I limited myself in terms of my makeup purchases because I went a little loony in May.  So my favorites this month are all things that I’ve been trying for a few months. And I’ve loved them in these months, I’ve just been neglecting them in my favorites posts for some reason or another. But no more! These products will finally get the recognition that they deserve for the month of June.

*If I specify a store in the price, it means that that site or store offered a much better offer than the others when I did an online search.*

 

Easiest lotion ever.

Easiest lotion ever.

Vaseline Spray& Go Moisturizer ($5.99 at Drugstore.com)

Most of you have probably seen the commercials with the adorable hipster chick who can hop into her clothes super quick because this stuff dries that fast. I had so much doubt and a touch of condescension for that commercial’s promises. But after I read several bloggers recommend the Spray & Go I figured it was worth trying, especially with the price. Doubt and condescension gone, my friends! I’ve been trying to do a full body lotion treatment every day, and this spray makes that process simple and easy. For a spray it gives great coverage (you do have to rub it in) and it is true to its claim of being non-greasy. My skin feels soft and healthy. The lotion has a lovely, light oat smell as well. It’s a weirdly comforting smell for me. The line also has a cocoa and an aloe scented spray. I might try one of the others when I run out of this oat scent.

 

Pens! I know how to handle pens!

Pens! I know how to handle pens!

I Heart Nail Art Pens by Sally Hansen in Black ($5.99)

I am just starting to adventure into the realm of nail art. These pens by Sally Hansen come in a wide range of colors, but I wanted to start with the basics. I haven’t gotten too fancy yet–just simple dots and lines. But this pen is so easy to use. Shake and then draw. The formula is as opaque as a regular black nail polish and sets up incredibly quick. It’s as easy as handling a regular pen. For more advanced artists, I’m sure you could create some fantastic designs, but I’m thrilled with what I’ve created already. Check out one of my designs below.

Dots galore.

Dots galore.

The rich gingerbread-y brown here is a Julep polish by the name of Vera. All Julep colors are named after fabulous females.

 

Miracle is in the title!

Miracle is in the title!

L’Oreal Revitalift Miracle Blur ($19.99 at Target)

Lately this has been my favorite primer. You could readily wear this by itself though. The Miracle Blur comes in two separate formulas, the regular and the oil-free. This one is the standard formula that has oil in its base, but I do not feel that it makes my skin all that oily. I have normal to oily skin so anything that makes me any more oily would not survive long in my collection. The Miracle Blur has an SPF 30 which makes it a great way to start your makeup. A pea size portion covers my whole face if I warm it up between my fingers first. It smooths out lines and pores and gives you that airbrushed finish we all crave. My skin has been on the dry side lately so I’ve been using this product with my next favorite  because the combo leaves my skin feeling supple and soft all day long.

 

All about that H2O.

All about that H2O.

Pixi’s H2O Skin Tint in Cream ($24.99)

I got this product many moons ago at Target, but I haven’t fallen in love with it until this month. Before I would use it for evening events where I had little prep time, like a random invite to the movies. It’s a quick blend and will get you out the door in minutes. The Pixi website claims that this tinted gel will give you a flawless, no makeup look. And that is exactly what it does. Not only is this one of the most hydrating things I’ve subjected my face to, but when it’s on my skin looks happier and healthier. More so even than when I use a BB cream. The tone of my skin is more even and has a natural looking glow without bronzer. It’s a water based formula, so it makes sense that it is so skin friendly.

Pixi H2O Skin Tint

Pixi H2O Skin Tint

You can see that when it’s rubbed in the gel blends well with my natural skin tone. From left to right is a full blend to the product just sitting on my skin. This is a full pump of product, and it covers my face entirely. For a tinted moisturizer it’s a tad expensive but it is worth the price.

 

Best Makeup Remover Ever

Best Makeup Remover Ever.

Pond’s Cold Cream Cleanser ($4.49)

This is a giant vat of cold cream that I may never fully empty out. Good thing it’s awesome. A quarter size dollop or less will remove every last bit of makeup on your face, even waterproof. You just gently wipe off the excess product with a damp washcloth. My face feels so hydrated after I take my makeup off. And I don’t need to rub hard on my eyes to get any shadow or mascara off. Some of the key ingredients in this product are mineral oil and beeswax. So moisture is key. And it’s hypoallergenic too, so if you’re like me with sensitive skin this shouldn’t irritate it. I have to say I don’t reach for my makeup wipes as often these days because my skin doesn’t feel as great afterwards.  You’d be crazy not to try this.

So those are my June favorites, and they’re all about ease and staying hydrated. Don’t forget to take your water bottles with you when you go out this summer to stay hydrated inside as well as out!

Ladies and Gents, This is Censorship

I like to rock out in the shower. I dance. I sing. And occasionally there might be some air guitar. My favorite method for shower music is Pandora. And lately it has been all about the Top 40 station.

A series of events have happened over the past few days and I’m just now figuring out how to articulate my thoughts on the matter. What I’m about to say may at the surface level seem random or unimportant, but the more I think about things the more relevant these small events seem to our society at large. I write this from an American perspective but maybe those of you from other countries can chime in about your experience with pop music and censorship.

On the radio, I expect a certain amount of censorship, but I never really noticed it on Pandora until yesterday (not that it didn’t exist, just that I never paid attention to it). I was jamming to Iggy Azalea’s mega-hit Fancy when my ear caught something unusual and I paused. When you think of censorship in that song, Charli XCX’s hook comes to mind since she drops the f-bomb, and that was definitely censored during the song. Instead the part that I noticed being skipped over was the word “gun” in the third verse of Iggy’s rap. The line normally reads “Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like.” If something were to be bleeped, you would think it would be “hoes”. But instead it played, “Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on that like.”

I didn’t think much of it–censorship is fairly standard on the radio after all–until the next song came on, Macklemore’s Thrift Shop. And the song played through every f*ck, damn, shit, and motherf*cker with nary a hesitation. Now maybe it’s nothing, but the discrepancy seemed strange since it was the same station. But if they played the clean version of one, why not the other?

My first two thoughts were is Iggy Azalea being censored because she’s a woman? And next, has our society gotten so strict that we can’t even say the word gun in a song anymore?

Neither question is more or less important than the other since both are at the heart of some of our nation’s biggest controversies right now. Issues in women’s equality and women’s rights are right now before the Supreme Court and Congress. Whether you agree with Planned Parenthood and birth control or not, you can agree that the issue at hand is about women. And by posing the latter question about guns, I am in no way making light of the endemic shootings America has been experiencing of late. In the same vein, whether you believe in firmer gun control laws or advocate concealed carrying, guns are being talked about at high volume. Both issues need to addressed, but I don’t think music censorship is the answer.

I was in a Wet Seal store earlier this week when Katy Perry’s E.T. came on and I noticed the word “sex” was skipped over with a stylized scratch. In comparison to my initial fear about gender discrimination, it was Kanye’s rap portion of the song that got bleeped, but is sex such a terrible word that it has no room in our music? This is why Americans are often depicted as Puritanical. You could make the case that Wet Seal is a store for teens and that’s not appropriate for their age range. But then I say unto you that store is hawking crop tops for tweens and if you are under the impression that teens and pre-teens don’t know and think about the implications of the word sex, then you have forgotten what it felt like to be a teen.

So why is one song censored over another? All three instances were in rap music. One a white woman. One a white man. One a black man. Why was only one left uncensored on the radio? The issue of race is and always will be valid as long as there is a scrap of inequality left because of someone’s skin color. That in and of itself could be addressed in a whole other post.

And I enjoy the music of all three of these artists. I’m certainly not blaming Macklemore because his song went unbleeped on Pandora, but I do have to wonder why Pandora chose to play one song censored and the other uncensored?

I don’t have an easy answer for the censorship question or the reasons behind it. I’m wiling to concede that for public radio words like f*ck should be bleeped out because children have easy access to public radio. I can even extend the same logic to stores. That’s why you have explicit records and clean records. Fine. Check.

But words like sex and gun are regularly used in metaphors, in textbooks, in doctors offices. They are words that pepper our daily conversations. We cannot begin to censor these words in music when we place value on them in our daily lives. These are not the words that should be censored on the radio.

We cannot be afraid of using words. Words are powerful and profound. Some are offensive to others, true, but they are ours to use with discretion. The first item of business for America’s founding fathers was freedom of speech in the Bill of Rights. While they may not have anticipated swearing to this extent, I think censorship in the modern era would make them uncomfortable. Freedom with words does not  inhibit the concept of freedom: words challenge, expand, and strengthen the notion of freedom.

Maybe there is a simple answer for these two examples of censorship I experienced, but I truly believe if we don’t talk about these issues that bother us then they become the norm.

Phew! Ok I’m going to step off my soapbox for the day. Thanks for listening, and I’d be happy to hear your thoughts as well.

Product Fail: Rimmel Exaggerate Undercover Shadow Primer

Rarely do I hate a beauty product. It might languish away in my drawer due to disinterest, but there’s always the hope that it might get rediscovered. But I have some full-blown hate for Rimmel London’s Exaggerate Undercover Shadow Primer. It has utterly failed at its purpose.

Grrrr....product rage.

Grrrr….product rage.

The reason I’m so cranky is that Rimmel is a good drugstore brand. I love their mascaras and eyeliners in particular, so when I saw the Undercover Shadow Primer I thought it would be a natural fit with my collection. False.

This product promises to smooth and prep the lid for 4-7 hour wear and its shimmery white color could be used alone or to enhance your eye shadows. Another feature it stresses is that your color should be smudge proof. All pretty basic things for a primer. Though the 4-7 hour promise is a bit weak considering that my Wet n’ Wild For My Primas (Fergie Collection) Primer lasts me all dang day.

Now finding this primer online is kind of tricky. There are some eBay prices ranging from $4.99-6.99. I honestly cannot remember what I paid for this primer because I got it at Target in store a few months ago, and you cannot even buy this primer online. It’s like the internet knows this product is bad news. And I got seduced by the crisp, white aisles of my local Target. Sigh. Such is life.

Here you can see the pale shimmery white color. it had such potential!

Here you can see the pale shimmery white color. it had such potential!

I was really excited for this primer because the packaging showed a picture of colorful eyelid with and without the primer, and the lid with the primer yielded more vivid colors. Typically when I apply primer, I do my face primer and then my eyes. Then I brush my teeth or go get dressed so that I allow my primers to fully sink in. The Rimmel Undercover Shadow Primer was still tacky after the few minutes it took me to get dressed. So I put on my foundation. After my face was buffed and blended, the primer was no longer tacky but it had already creased and clumped up in the tiny folds of my eyelid. Am I supposed to sit for five minutes with my eyes closed for this thing to do its job? If so, that is incredibly unrealistic. Think of me like a little bear perpetually stumbling out of hibernation; it’s not going to take much to make me want to stumble back into my cave. If you ask me to sit still with my eyes closed in the morning for five minutes, I will fall asleep again.

Still, I smoothed out the primer to the best of my abilities and tried to apply my shadow. The shades looked muddy and did not blend well on the primer (I’ve used those specific colors before and have had no problems). On top of all these problems, the colors barely lasted a few hours before they smeared off my lid. I looked like a wreck. But I was still willing to give this primer a second shot thinking that maybe my application was at fault.

Doe footed disaster.

Doe footed disaster.

Round two with the Rimmel Undercover Shadow Primer was just as frustrating. The primer has a doe-foot applicator, so I will say it applies easily though not necessarily evenly. This time I gave the primer ample time to set, or so I thought. I used different shadows from the day before and tried applying those shadows with a brush. The primer started flaking off. Or maybe pilling is a better word for it. Little balls of primer formed and flaked off my lid as I was trying to brush on shadow. This is one of the weirdest primer experiences I’ve ever had.

After two disastrous attempts I had to call it quits with this Rimmel primer. Not all of a brand’s range can be winners, and this primer is an absolute loser. I hate wasting things that I spend my money on, but this beast is going in the trash.

Has anyone else had trouble with this primer?

 

Cover Love, Cover Hate

This week’s Broke and the Bookish meme is about the top ten cover trends that I love and/or hate. So for my Top Ten Tuesday post I’m going to talk about the top five cover trends I adore and the top five cover trends I wish would go away. Cover art is so important when it comes to selling books. Shelf appeal can make or break my wallet when wandering around Barnes and Noble. A good cover can snag my attention, while a bad cover can make me pass by a potentially brilliant read.

*As usual all the lovely pictures were respectfully borrowed from Goodreads.com*

 

Eye Catching Covers

Memoirs of a Geisha      Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse #1)

1. Movie Covers. You’ll notice this item appears twice on my list for two very different reasons. When movie covers are done well, they’re stunning. My favorites are the ones that don’t immediately clue you in to the fact that it’s a movie cover. I think what I mean by this is that the good movie covers don’t look like movie posters. They’re tie-ins, but don’t dominate the book’s identity. These two covers are striking but don’t feel like they’re trying to over sell the movie. So when a movie cover strikes that balance of tying in to the film without dominating the book, I’m all for it.

Dear Girls Above Me: Inspired by a True Story           The Partly Cloudy Patriot

2. Toy Vignettes. This may be a weirdly specific cover trend but it always catches my eye and makes me want to read the back jacket. I didn’t quite know how to label this cover style, but I love it when these old school style dolls/toys get used in a creative manner. It’s just different enough that it really stands out.

The Chronicles of Narnia      Jurassic Park / The Lost World

3. Fancy bound, gilded, raised glories. Who doesn’t love these kinds of books? These two are from Barnes & Noble’s collection, and I realize they’re kind of pricey but I love books with the gilded edges and embossed details. They’re beautiful and right now they’re relegated to classics only because publisher want to have proven numbers before they put something this hefty on the market. I wish it were a bit more commonplace though. If they released Harry Potter with these gorgeous embossed, gilded, leather-bound editions I would shell out for sure.

Crush    Z: A Novel of Zelda Fitzgerald

4. Black and White Photography. Original black and white photography covers are so stunning. They feel like a piece of modern art on your book cover. Richard Siken’s Crush (above, left) is not only one of my favorite poetry collections but it is maybe one of my favorite covers because it is so evocative of what you’re getting into when you read his work. I haven’t read Zelda yet but the cover is quite pretty. I think it’s also key that the shots are original. Though I don’t mention it below in my bad cover trends, using pieces of classic art sometimes feels like a cop-out and doesn’t tell me anything about the book’s content. So I enjoy the originality as much as the graphic nature.

The Fault in Our Stars      The Cuckoo's Calling (Cormoran Strike, #1)

5. Blatantly Unusual Typeface. With a bundle of standard looking typefaces gracing covers left and right, I’m really enjoying the trend of having script or type that looks like handwriting. There are other kinds of unusual typefaces that I also gravitate toward. I think it’s just a matter of looking different from other books. And the pseudo handwriting also adds the illusion of a personal touch. Even if it’s an illusion, I like that element. Though I haven’t had a chance to read The Fault in Our Stars, this cover is lovely. The graphic clouds and the chalk-like script is an excellent combo.

Eye Sore Cover Art

The Great Gatsby      The Other Boleyn Girl

1. Movie Covers. The two covers above illustrate what I was talking about earlier about movie covers just using the existing movie poster rather than trying to do something new. There’s nothing here to enhance the book experience it’s just a blatant ploy for the movie. It doesn’t help that these two specific books had really iconic covers to begin with. And if the movie bombs then the movie-book cover discourages readers. So clearly movie covers for books are a bit of a double-edged sword.

Sahara (Dirk Pitt, #11)      Lord of Ice (Knight Miscellany, #3)

2. Vague Design. And yes, I realize my description is a little vague. But these covers tell me nothing. Sahara is an action adventure with twists and turns. Its cover is a sand dune, which while accurate to the location of the book is utterly boring. Lord of Ice is one of Gaelen Foley’s best historical romance novels, but this cover doesn’t hint at any of the intrigue, sensuality, and drama of her book. It’s a palatial estate, which again is the location but doesn’t help me with enticement as a reader. Locations aren’t enough. They usually end up being incredibly nondescript, which is vague design.

The Darkest Seduction (Lords of the Underworld, #9)

3. Mismatched Humanity. Nothing will piss me off faster than when the people on the cover of the book do not match the character description. DID SOMEONE AT THE PUBLISHING HOUSE NOT READ THE BOOK? We live in the era of Photoshop, people. If the model doesn’t specifically match in eye color or hair then it’s a quick freaking fix. I feel like the worst offenders are romance novels in this regard. What’s truly horrifying is when a book cover features a white woman or man when the main character is supposed to be a person of color. And I can tell you it has happened. Bad publishing houses! Bad!

Night Games      Blue Moon (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #8)

4. Torsos. In order to avoid number three on this list, I feel as though plenty of publishers just use faceless torsos to hawk their books. I find it very weird and uncomfortable. I get that usually these are romance novels and that sex is involved, but you’re making a person faceless and are only validating their bodies. It’s literal dismemberment. Above and beyond my qualms about personhood, you see so many faceless torsos on bookshelves that they’re kind of ubiquitous. They just don’t stand out or grab any one’s attention because half the cover out there have headless, ripped humans.

Surrender      The Scarlet Letter

5. Flowers. Oh, is it a book for women? Let’s slap a flower on it and call it a day! I’d say at least a quarter of the bookstore looks like an ode to horticulture. Romance novels are prone to this but so is anything remotely in the realm of chick lit. This edition of The Scarlet Letter makes little sense to me. The flower isn’t even red. I blame New Moon: that bloody white rose on a black background was striking and kind of inventive. Now flowers are way overdone. And I do not care if flowers are supposed to evoke vaginas and female sexuality. Putting a blooming rose or orchid on the cover tells me nothing about the book. If I wanted to ogle some flowers, I’d go to a garden.

So those are my loves and loathes about cover art in modern literature. What are your best finds and worst offenders from this list?

June Ipsy Bag 2014

Nothing quite brightens my day like seeing that pink bubblewrap envelope from ipsy. This month’s theme is Pretty in Paradise and is all about achieving that gorgeous summer look. I’ve been trying out these products for a few weeks, so here’s my verdict on June’s ipsy bag.

As most of you know, ipsy is a service that for $10 a month sends you 4-5 sample or full size beauty products. Ipsy also provides discounts from many of their monthly products, which is a heady drug for us beauty addicts. In the three months I’ve been an ipsy subscriber I have really enjoyed the service and trying new things. If you’re interested in joining up, use this link here to get started.

June Ipsy Bag

June Ipsy Bag

Every once in a while my inner label whore wants attention, and boy is she happy right now! This month’s ipsy bag was specially designed by Rebecca Minkoff to coordinate with her 2014 summer collection. I can’t afford anything else this woman creates but dang does it feel good to have this little makeup bag. And it’s really adorable. Not too thrilled by the zipper location though; it sometimes makes larger products awkward to fit into the bag. Ipsters also receive 20% off at rebeccaminkoff.com. Super win!

OleHenrikson Truth to Go Wipes ($9.00 for 10 cloth pack): These citrus scented cleansing wipes feel like a luxury item for a somewhat reasonable price. The texture is kind of thick and fluffy for a makeup remover wipe, so I want to call them a cloth. It may seem like a strange distinction but I think it’s one worth making here. With most makeup remover wipes I feel like it’s just step one and I still need to wash my face after. These OleHenrikson wipes/clothes  actually do the full job. I took them on a road trip recently as my only cleansing method, which could have been risky but paid off.  I wouldn’t recommend using only these clothes long term, but for a weekend away or a night where you just want to hit the hay these are perfect. I might repurchase these for travel, because of the ease and small package size, but I can’t really support this price for everyday use. If you’re an ipster you can get 20% off your order if you share your email address though so that might be worth it.

Jessie’s Girl Waterproof Liquid Eyeliner in black ($6.99):  I’ve never used a felt tip eyeliner before, so this was a lot of fun to try. This is the greatest wing-making tool I’ve ever used. The control with this product is amazing. The design of the tip kind of looks like a calligraphy pen, so you can create a super thin line or go thick. It glides on  and then dries quickly. It also lasts all day long and doesn’t even think about smudging. I have to use my strongest makeup remover to get this stuff off at night.  Some liquid eyeliners have a hint of a sheen or a wet look to them, but this Jessie’s Girl liner is a luscious matte. The price on this liner is also lovely. I will definitely be purchasing Jessie’s Girl Liquid Eyeliner again in the future. Ipsters also receive 20% off any purchase at the Jessie’s Girl site.

NYX Butter Gloss in Eclair ($5.00): I’m always excited to try a new NYX product! Like most brands there are some hit or miss items in their range, but the Butter Glosses are almost unanimously beloved. This is my first try with the Butter Glosses and I absolutely buy into the hype. The color I received, Eclair, is a light pink or barely nude. I feel a little bit like Bridgitte Bardot with the shade and high sheen. Overall the gloss is fantastic but doesn’t become sticky with wear. You do need to reapply every few hours–I wouldn’t call this formula longwearing–but your lips will feel plush and moisturized for hours after it wears off. That’s a fair trade to me. And the smell is delicious like vanilla sponge cake. For $5.00 this is worth every penny. I will be getting other shades of this in the near future. Ipsy subscribers will also receive  30% off on NYX stick blush.

Marc Anthony True Professional Dream Waves Beach Spray ($3.79 for travel size. $8.79 for full size): My hair is stick straight and notoriously refuses to hold a curl. So naturally I’ve always wanted glorious waves. I had high hopes for this product, mostly because the phrase “dream waves” are in the title. The bottle says to spray into hair either wet or dry, scrunch your hair for texture and volume, then let dry. Now true to form, my hair refuses to give into my desire to have mermaid locks. However, this ended up being a wonderful volumizer. So while I didn’t get beach waves from this product, I did get fullness and a bit of added body. Dry shampoos have never really worked for me because they tend to make my hair greasier, but this beach spray is a more effective solution for my hair’s needs.  I haven’t used this product often in the last few weeks but I will keep it around for when my hair is looking particularly flat. I would repurchase this product and if you’re an ipsy subscriber you can now get $1.00 off the full size at Walgreens.com

Lash Out Mascara by Be A Bombshell ($15): This is the most expensive product in my ipsy bag?? Kind of disappointing. I have some incredible mascaras from the drugstore that are less expensive and do a better job i.e. L’Oreal Miss Manga, Maybelline the Falsies, or even e.l.f. waterproof  and lengthening mascara. Even after three coats my lashes do not have much added length or volume. It’s a very dry formula, and so it is also prone to flaking. There are few products out there that I truly am disappointed with, but this Lash Out mascara is absolutely one of them. Ipsters can get 30% off purchase and a free Beach Please blush, which is a good deal if I weren’t so upset with this mascara.

Not so much with the killer deals this month, but that’s probably because of the designer makeup bag. Overall, I’d give this bag a 3 out of 5 bubbles (I’m trying this system out. Too corny?). My favorite of the bags so far was April. The value of June’s bag is $39.78, which is the least value I’ve received thus far. But it’s still a worthwhile value and a great service.

Ipsy link: http://www.ipsy.com/r/7zfy